pimpostitute 

n. an independent hoe
n. someone who is at the same time a pimp and a prostitute
adj. when something is pimp, or cool, and has multiple functions
adj. when something is pimp, or cool, though it's purpose is unsure

She doesn't let some douche bag pimp steal all her money; she's a pimpostitute.

Yeah...she used to just be a whore, but now she's a pimpostitute and raking in not only her own earnings but other girls' too.

Woah that's so pimpostitute! It's a purse, and a radio! Woah...

Look I got this pimpostitute...thing...at the mall, but I'm not sure what it does...

pimpostitute by frenchie12 October 15, 2008

pimpstitution 

A place like an institution, but for pimps.

Eliot Spitser got his mother f***ing ass put in a pimpstitution.

pimpstitution by inspector pussy pop April 27, 2009

Pimpstitute 

An institution for higher learning of those who wish to pursue a career in male prostitution. The word is derived from the word 'pimp' and the term 'male prostitute' combined to form the word 'Pimpstitute.'

It is extremely prestigious to graduate from this higher education facility with the title of 'Summa Cum Laude' or 'Magna Cum laude' and shows a good reputation.

This institution is an A+ Learning facility for those who have ambitions to become a male prostitute. This institution is also very similar to the 'Hookstitute', but the schools are not co-educational.


*Pimpstitute is an all boys facility.*

Johnny: Where are you going to college Dylan?
Dylan: Thought I'd take it easy, ya know? Going to the Pimpstitute. Got my letter today that I'm accepted. You?
Johnny: Yale. But, my sister goes to the hookstitute! So maybe you guys will see eachother! She loves it!
Dylan: Probably.

Pimpstitute by pimmystute2014 December 30, 2008

Pimpstitute 

Someone who will pimp for themselves. Verry slutty, usually a male. In order to attain such a title, it would require you to sleep/fuck with both genders. All-around-horny, regardless of age, sex, orientation, race, religion, etc....
Doesnt have to be going out with any of his 'playmates'. See frennefits

Wow, that Dan Henry kid is such a pimpstitute.
Damn dawg, that mo-fo is a pimpstitute, he gets more ass in one week, than i do all month.

Pimpstitute by Dan Henry February 25, 2006

impostitute 

a person who impersonates someone but is also a slut

“you’re such an impostitute”

impostitute by heytheremama396 April 20, 2018