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earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
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Closet Puker

A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?

No.

Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012
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Phunkers

A small group of MySpace hackers who take over MySpaces through unknown means. Once they control the MySpace, it is transformed into a shock site with photos such as Lemon Party, Goatse, and Tubgirl. There final goal is to take over Tom's Myspace.
OMFG What did those phunkers do to my MySpace, Lemon Party is everywhere!!!

FUCK, my MySpace got phunked!
by Phunking owned :/ July 10, 2006
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party puker

One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.
"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"
by Jesslyn Kelly October 7, 2008
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Phuket

A village in Thailand sometimes (as in the movie "Juno") referred to because it is a homonym of the phrase "Fuck it."
The teacher asked me my favorite place overseas, so of course I said 'Phuket.' You should've seen her expression!
by Billy Frank October 6, 2008
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Phuckery

when everything that can go wrong does go wrong while a person is in the process of /attempting to carry out everyday activities...
i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door
by Giasweetinnocence December 2, 2010
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phucker

Proper swearing on forms without the four letter word.
That phucker is blocking the passing lane.
You’re phucking banned!
Get the phuck outta here!
Read the phucking sign!
Mind the gap phucker!
by ohshet April 26, 2006
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