phonurbate

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.

Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?

by jhv November 3, 2009

phough

A level or levels higher than something already is.

Ex 1.
Ted - "I'm on level four of the Ramada Inn."
Mark - "Oh really, I'm a phough up."
Ex 2.
Henry - "I'm in room 112."
Julie - "I'm a phough over you should stop by sometime."
Ex 3.
Son - "Turn the radio up a phough."
Mom - "Sure thing."

by Gleb Shevchenko October 25, 2006

Phoutty

Creative hairstyle - used to hunt Cougars. Typically born on a Wednesday. Likes vacationing at honeymoon locations in order to prey on Thai girls

"Tell your mom to be careful of Phoutty's tonight"

by Phoutty September 12, 2012

phrunnin

phrunnin is another word for cool

Instead of saying "The mini-van wave is so cool." It would be "The mini-van wave is so phrunnin."

by 7GMath November 21, 2010

phorm

(verb) The act of harvesting your entire Internet browsing history, contents of pages visited, webmail etc. and selling it to the highest bidder so they can target you with ads, steal your identity, kill your credit rating, and so on.

Oh phuck! I've been phormed!

by Joe Kiki March 22, 2008

Phoure

Phoure is another way of saying "hi", Phoure involves a small fanning motion using only four fingers and just barely tilting your hand maybe 45 degrees max, it also involves saying "Phoure" while you do this (sort of like how you would fan your self on a hot day but instead using only 4 fingers and not towards yourself, but instead of just using your hands you use your whole forearm like a fan but just barely tilting 45 degrees going up and down with four fingers)

Guy 1: "Phoure!"

Guy 2: "Hey what's up?"

or

Guy 1: "Phoure!"

Guy 2: "Phoure!"

by AceW3RM October 12, 2011

phorant

coleynt and heliophoria when they get married

in this video, we ranked the top 10 phorant moments

by plutothebeloved July 10, 2021