Petruska

A word often utilized to describe a white male who is extremely well endowed (large penis).

After I whipped everything out in the locker rooms on Saturday it became clear who the real Petruska was.

by thewebsterdictionary January 1, 2015

Annoying like a Petru

Someone who's Annoying like a Petru, is someone whos kills you when your AFK, kills you when healing even though the fight is over. And then complains when they're losing.

John killed me while I was AFK grinding. He's annoying like a Petru

by Mystery Face August 24, 2021

Petruccism

A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.

I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.

by Petruccist October 25, 2005

Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.

Long live Petoria!

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

John Petrucci

other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...

wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)

by brayan gomez October 19, 2008

Petula Clark

English singer, actress, and composer whose career has spanned seven decades born on November 15, 1932 in Surrey, England. Had many hits in the 1960's, most notably "Downtown", and "I Know a Place". Released many records throughout her career. Been singing since the age of nine. Hasn't done much lately. Still appears in concerts occasionally, usually in England. Her music can be heard in many movies, TV shows, and commercials.

"And, now, here's Petula Clark to sing "Downtown".

by howdyyall April 6, 2009

Petula

1. Flower.
2. Very popular.
3. Musically and/or academically talented.

1. That flower is a Petula.
2. Wow, I want to be as popular as them! I want to be Petula!
3. You are accepted in our school, you are really Petula.

by anonymous0293 August 22, 2011