Penguining 

when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.

Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.

Penguining by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023

Angry Penguining

When you walk up behind an unsuspecting person and go on your toes, stiffen your back, and flap your arms to a 30 degree angle. If you do this after you jump in the air, it's called Flying, Angry Peguining. Like planking but you need another person to do it to.

I was walking in the mall and this guy was Angry Penguining this store clerk. Man it was so funny, he never knew what was going on behind him!

Angry Penguining by darth maul September 27, 2012

penguinization

The process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed.

We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory.

penguinization by Icchok January 28, 2010

Penguinitis 

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system

Oh god, I got penguinitis!

Penguinitis by Sir Terry December 30, 2012

Penguini 

blackened pasta dish originating from the northern-most region of Italy served ice cold

I had to travel 200 kilometers to Ristorante Folgaria in the mountains just so I could order the penguini. It was delizioso!

Penguini by joff leff March 14, 2015

Penguinism

A religion that worships penguins

I worship the mighty penguin leader Bob

Join Penguinism and follow the penguin brothers

Penguinism by Penguin1984 February 2, 2010

penguinisation 

the act of scrunching together to preserve warmth.

Ah it's so fricking cold, penguinisation must begin NOW!

penguinisation by penguinsrule August 4, 2005