Parler

Facebook for people who believe it's their god-given right to say the N-word!

"Conservative gets banned from Facebook, Twitter, Youtube for saying the N-word

Conservative - Muh free speech, I'm going to Parler to avoid those big tech censors

by anotherstraydingo December 22, 2020

Parler

A crypto-fascist circle-jerk

Hey Dave, come on over the house later. We're gonna watch InfoWars and have a parler.

by BeastMistress November 21, 2020

parler

A racist, xenophobic, anti-semitic microblogging platform meant to demoralize and brainwash the masses through the use of repetitive mind-control propaganda.

Dude, did you see what T-Dawg posted on Parler yesterday? It was crazy, yo. He was spraying all kinds of yellow swastikas on Vanky.

by diggity2020 June 27, 2020

parler trick

The act of making Nazis disappear from conventional social media, such as Facebook and Twitter.

After the November 2020 election, there was a mass exodus of right wingers from traditional social media in what appears to be the greatest Parler trick ever.

by Cashman73 November 9, 2020

The Village Pearlers

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

parkersnowing

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

by 420pac September 11, 2014

Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019