Jesus Paredes

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

pare

affectionate Filipino slang for "pal" or "friend"

My pare, John, has a tite ass Civic.

by JayRoam June 26, 2003

parcel farce

Slang term for package delivery company Parcel Force. 'Farce' refering to the uselessness of their service.

Parcel Farce left my bloody package out in the rain again

by norman156 February 18, 2008

Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

Pareesa

a cool city gurl whom everybody loves. she is simply stunning and walks like a model. HIDE YOUR MEN GIRLS!!

ohh here comes a pareesa

by hellohello123457 August 22, 2011

pare

A Filipino slang meaning friend, pal, homeboy, homie, etc.

Hey what's up pare!!

by nuway November 15, 2005

pareezy

The act of hanging your penis outside of your trousers, either intentionally or not.

Once i forgot to zip up and I was pareezy all day long.

by potatohead69 April 11, 2004