parentnoia 

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy bastard in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.

The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.

parentnoia by REAL AMERICAN July 8, 2005

Parentoia

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

Parentoia by parentoid March 18, 2009

Parentnoid 

Used to describe an overly-protective, paranoid parent.

"My mom is so depressingly parentnoid; she won't let me walk more than a block after it starts to get somewhat dark."

Parentnoid by TheChosenOne613 December 31, 2006

parentnoid 

Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.

You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.

Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.

A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.

parentnoid by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007

Parentoid 

Paranoid about meeting someone else's parents.

I don't want to pick up Ashley because she lives at home and I'm parentoid.

Parentoid by One Man Two Minds December 11, 2009

PARENTRIARCH 

A "parentriarch" is a single parent who is successfully assimilating four roles as a parent; patriarch, father, matriarch, mother.

Ryan is such a parentriarch throwing the end of year party after coaching his daughter's team with his demanding career!

PARENTRIARCH by sophiargrande February 10, 2013

parentalia 

A teen-ager; or young adult's parents. It ends in talia because they are attached to you, and would like to think they are in command (like other talias).

Dude, you wanna go to Vegas over Thanksgiving? Yeah I want to but I think the parentalia would kill me if I didn't show up for turkey day.

parentalia by T Jizzle September 30, 2007