Astley Paradox

A scenario where you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the Disney Film "Up", meaning that Rick Astley will either have to "Give you up" or "Let you down", therefore creating the Astley Paradox.

Person: "Can I have the Disney Film Up?"
Rick Astley: "Damnit, you just made the Astley Paradox."

by Lewis_Bubba July 6, 2020

Buttblast paradox

A situation involving a giant bowel movement that is contradictory and puzzling.

Kevin loved Taylor Swift but he couldn’t find anywhere to have a big shit at her crowded concert. If he couldn’t shit soon he felt like he was going to die. It was a buttblast paradox.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

hyzer paradox

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.

Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.

by The Nightfly October 24, 2019

paragon til death

To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

Goku: Hey look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!

Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.

by bossmanbrent October 1, 2015

Parabolacorona

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.

Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.

by TNunnster May 13, 2011

Time Paradog

A dog that is created to restore space-time by offsetting temporal paradoxes.

If you experience strong feelings of deja vu one day and are seeing an unusual amount of dogs everywhere, it is very likely that one or more of the dogs are time paradogs.

by Lorestove January 1, 2013