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Ozzy Osbourne

The voice of heavy metal. Limited vocal range, but really... who gives a fuck? If Ronnie James Dio (technically a better singer) had sung with Sab from the beginning...
well you can kiss metal goodbye, dick.
I honestly don't give a flying fuck about "The Osbournes". Ozzy has become a scapegoat for druggies. And I give a huge, bony middle finger to all those people who say Ozzy is a washed up druggie.
Also released kickass solo albums (No More Tears is one of the heaviest things I've ever heard.)
He's the ozzman, what can I say...
by dude... February 26, 2005
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George Osborne

He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.

In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.

He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.

To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?

George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!

David: What's that George?

George: More spending cuts!

David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...

George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!

David: Spiffing!
by The Reborn Messenger June 7, 2012
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The Ozzy Osbourne

Everyone's favorite sex position named after the Prince of Darkness. Leave this one to your imagination.
Yeah man, I pulled the Ozzy Osbourne on her last night. She loved it!
by KauzyKay April 17, 2020
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Brian Osborne

Sucks at hitting the ball and still stuck at the plate

Stole Kap's girl and ain't gonna give her back
White with blonde hair and probably a nazi
Brian Osborne is banging Nicholas Kouniaris' dog Pumba
by ThickLoliDragon March 25, 2019
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Slimy Osborne

Where you fuck your partner in the ass while they are asleep
If she won’t try anal wait til she’s asleep and try the slimy Osborne
by Zannykonkas April 28, 2020
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ozzy osbourne

The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
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sharon osbourne

Surgically altered, squeaky-voiced middle-aged tramp masquerading as a perfect mom/music mogul.
"oh, my life is soooooo bad. I'm sharon osbourne and I'm super-rich and have a gorgeous house that my dogs have shat all up and my husband can't walk/talk/see/piss straight. My daughter's in/out rehab and my son's the same and my boob job was too big 'cos I can't see my feet.....of course I'll accept the Mum of the Year award, gotta keep the bank topped up after all..."
by clairem May 17, 2007
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