O'Douls

not quite a beer: this beverage was created for that poor sucka at the company christmas party who can't be trusted with a real beer.

1. pretend you are normal and stand there with an O'Douls you dumb alchoholic.

2. Jim told us a story of how he came to run over seven women and two children while drunk driving a parade float last thanksgiving has he sipped a crisp clean O'Douls.

by Sid Kozack June 29, 2006

O'Douls

The beer for straight edge people.

I drank O'Douls last night because I wanted to chill with my friends who party without making a ass of myself.

by striaghtedgeisnotacrime August 7, 2007

O'Doul

A brief moment of stupidity typically manifesting itself as talking way too much. Can also be used to describe botching an action.

Dude, You totaly O'Doul'd that catch

SHUT THE FUCK UP O'DOULS

by Xerxikun June 10, 2008

sneakers o'doul

someone that never takes off their shoes.

hey man make yourself at home, oh take yer shoes off.

nah man. can't do it. i'm sneakers o'doul.

by chunkography January 4, 2009

O'Doulsed

When a bartender serves you an O'Douls instead of the beer you originally ordered. Perhaps the result of cheap bastards not tipping properly.

After Danny bought his second round without leaving a tip, the bartender O'Doulsed his bitch ass.

by Mistah Bob Dobalina August 25, 2011

O'Doul's Party

A non alchoholic only party.

Cocky dude at O'Doul's Party- I felt tougher when I had my beer muscles, this sucks.

Dorky Girl at O' Doul's party- Yea, I thought I was a lot cooler back when I drank real beer, it made me feel uber grown like I made the neighborhood cool and owned it, what are we going to do now? Should we just order real beer again?

Cocky Dude at O' Doul's party- They don't have any here, maybe they will at the after party, unless that is non alchoholic too.

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021