Nutley
Nutley by justForShits January 23, 2011
nutley
a town in jersey where the nextels chirp louder than the birds_ its also known as slutleyy. there is more drama then anyone ever could imagine_ 99.999 of the gurls are hoes. sluts. bitches. whores. you name it we got it. pretty much everyone at nutley high are pot heads or alcholics or they just smoke cigarretes but i probably hang out with most of them so i dont care. most guys are guido but again, they are probably my friends. Nutley is also the sweetest place on earth because TDT lives there
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Nutley
Nutley is a small little town where there are plenty of places to go and eat with your friends and have a good old time. The only problem though however is the how rude the kids are they think there better than everyone else because they got money. You can’t ever walk around Nutley without a bunch of white girls with there Starbucks and pink sweatshirts on look you up and down if your not basic like them. Which gets on my fucking nerves. And another thing is that you get bullied there a lot because if your not popular in Nutley then your a nobody and there’s a lot of girls and boys who get picked on because I see it happen. And lastly there is a really bad drug problem in Nutley that Governor Christie had to come into Washington school and talk about it with the LEAD program. And also I’ve witnessed high schoolers smoke weed at the park as well. And over the past 2 years there has been countless amount of cars that have either been stolen or broken into.
Nutley by Lil_Ricky_20 May 26, 2018
Nutley Train
A metaphor for a train which stops for no one, nothing and nowhere. In it's 62 years service, it has instituted the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the long awaited reunification of East and West Germany; helped America elect it's first African American president in the form of Barack Obama, and is well on it's way to the destruction of demin jackets, leading to eventual worldwide justice. After this project, due to be finished in 2027, she will be frozen in space in a satellite orbiting the Earth, as so to be ready incase there is another worldwide crisis (the idea is based on Dr Evil in the Austin Powers movie, but not evil).
Person 1: 'Hey, I think that's our train...'
Person 2: 'No, that's the Nutley train, ther's no way we will survive...'
Person 2: 'No, that's the Nutley train, ther's no way we will survive...'
Nutley Train by The Plough Hotel April 21, 2009
Nutley, NJ
Predominantly Italian neighborhood in New Jersey, with a small number is hispanics and chinese. was voted 38th best place to live IN NEW JERSEY although it is a technically a blue zone the democrats living there are generally not as outspoken as the republicans, so to an outsider, it would seem predominantly red. However, that is not to say that there aren’t many republicans. driving down most streets in nutley, you’ll seem some sort of republican memorabilia, whether it be a lawn sign or a blue lives matter flag. there is an incredibly low amount of openly lgbt population, which doesn’t mean that they aren’t there, it just means that they’re afraid of being called fag while walking down the street to get a slice a of pizza from the “famous” pizzeria ralph’s near yantacaw elementary school. speaking of slurs, most kids in nutley, due to an extremely low amount of african americans living there, believe that they can use the n word, because their black friends allow them. most use some sort of drug, whether it be weed, alcohol, cigarettes, or the infamous juuling. most juulers get their juul/pods at a convenience store near the high school, which sells to everyone as long as you look around 14. the average age to lose your virginity is 13. the general population looks like the cast of jersey shore, and the houses generally aren’t very large, with most families lying around middle class, some approaching but not reaching upper middle class, and some others in lower middle.
Hey, Anthony, Antonio, Ant, Tony, I’m heading over to Nutley, NJ to buy some pods! Wanna come with and get wings at Gone With The Wings after?
Nutley, NJ by mintismyfavorite October 13, 2018
nutley challenge
A game where one person sits with legs spread while another person throws a ball directly at their crotch area. Points a given for direct hits in the crotch area.
Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, scored the winning point in nutley challenge when he threw the jet ball directly at his officemate's nuts.
nutley challenge by J-Dog Slitman October 19, 2006