Medium sized, working/middle class North Jersey town situated between Belleville, Clifton, and Bloomfield. Exactly what a non Jersey resident thinks of when they think of NJ. In fact was mentioned several times on the Sopranos. Think guidos, fake tans, big hair, great Italian food and pizza. Fun Fact: Annie Oakley and Martha Stuart grew up there.
by Nutleyite March 13, 2009
by justForShits January 23, 2011
Nutley is a small little town where there are plenty of places to go and eat with your friends and have a good old time. The only problem though however is the how rude the kids are they think there better than everyone else because they got money. You can’t ever walk around Nutley without a bunch of white girls with there Starbucks and pink sweatshirts on look you up and down if your not basic like them. Which gets on my fucking nerves. And another thing is that you get bullied there a lot because if your not popular in Nutley then your a nobody and there’s a lot of girls and boys who get picked on because I see it happen. And lastly there is a really bad drug problem in Nutley that Governor Christie had to come into Washington school and talk about it with the LEAD program. And also I’ve witnessed high schoolers smoke weed at the park as well. And over the past 2 years there has been countless amount of cars that have either been stolen or broken into.
by Lil_Ricky_20 April 15, 2018
adj. when something is drenched in nut (cum, spunk, spooge, semen) or resembling something that is drenched in nut. an object that is nutley may be stiff, sticky, have a strong bleach scent, or have splattered stains on it.
by steg0saur January 10, 2018
Nutley is a predominantly Italian community, about a 15 minute drive from New York City. Nutley is relatively small (less than 4 square miles) and is not famous for very much. Most people who graduate from Nutley go to Rutgers, Seton Hall, Montclair State, or Penn State. For the most part it is a quiet and peaceful town with many parks to choose from on a nice day.
Jeff: "Back in Nutley... what do you want to do tonight?"
Gary: "Go sit in a parking lot?"
Rob: "Sounds Good."
Arien: (mumbles incoherently)
Mike: "Diner?"
Jim: "I have to eat dinner."
Gary: "Go sit in a parking lot?"
Rob: "Sounds Good."
Arien: (mumbles incoherently)
Mike: "Diner?"
Jim: "I have to eat dinner."
by llcoolglove April 23, 2006
a town in jersey where the nextels chirp louder than the birds_ its also known as slutleyy. there is more drama then anyone ever could imagine_ 99.999 of the gurls are hoes. sluts. bitches. whores. you name it we got it. pretty much everyone at nutley high are pot heads or alcholics or they just smoke cigarretes but mostlyy everyone does something. most guys are guido, and there aren't many hott guys. basically everyone hates it
by <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 October 16, 2005
nutley is a small town in northern jersey filled with the fakest people in america. being tan and buff is a pretty big thing here, but drama has to be the number one thing about nutley. drama doesn't stop in this hell hole, it has to be the most annoying thing ever. people normally hang out in the burger king parking lot, booth park, yantacaw park, or franklin ave. until they get kicked out of each place. think you cant get kicked out of a park? well in nutley, you can. everyone who lives here wants to get out.
Steph: What do you want to do today?
Amelia: Well, we can go to BK, or one of the parks.
Teresa: Nutley sucks balls.
Amelia: Well, we can go to BK, or one of the parks.
Teresa: Nutley sucks balls.
by burger king crowd member September 02, 2010