numerate

Being number literate

Numerate is commensurate with experiential experience rate.

by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009

nasterbate

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

by PWHS February 12, 2010

futerbate

(v.) To have sex in the car.

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.

by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003

nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

by non wrestler April 24, 2005

naperbate

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating

i will probably just call it an early night, head home and naperbate. masternap

by WaxyWang September 20, 2016

Nosterbate

When someone sticks a long, thin object up their nose to trigger the sensation of sneezing.

When I was young, I would sometimes nosterbate with the guns on my plastic army men.

by Wizardrous Writer February 28, 2025