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Nostradamus

Man who was not always trying to fortell the future,but was instead making political commentary disguised as soothsaying (most political commentary would have been illegal in his time)Because human beings keep repeating themselves many quatrains will incedently come true,and they will keep comming true until humans actually change for legit.Also the fact that people who influence history often have read nostradamus helps.
Nostradamus predicted WW1/2
The human race was destined to have a war of simaler magnitude at sometime,and Hitler had read Nostradamus and used the word hister to catipult himself into power so who knows if the word hister isnt used in the quatrain mabey WW2 would have been lead by some other psyco.
by artemisathena October 13, 2006
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Nostradamus

A charlitan who possesses no greater "clairvoyance" than Miss Cleo. Employing techniques of vague predictions commonly employed by psychic hotlines today, Nostradamus' 'prophecies' could have been interpreted as anything.
Nostradamus, more like Fakestradamus!
by Chad Vincent July 18, 2003
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Nostradamus

The world's most famous prophet. He began his career as a plauge physician in 16th-century France. He encoded his powerful visions of the future in four-line poems called "quartrains", using puns, word games, and astrological symbols to describe what was (and is) to come. Among the events he successfully forsaw include:
- The American and French relvolutions
- Both world wars
- The rises and falls of Napoleon and Hitler
- The assassination of JFK
- The lunar landing
- The Russia revolution
- 9/11

Doesn't it feel good to acctually learn something useful on Urbandictionary.com?
Here's a sample of a quatrain:

"One who the infernal gods of Hannibal
Will call to be born, terror to all mankind:
Newspapers cannot tell of worse horror in the past,
They will come to the Romans through Babel."
Century II, Quatrain 30
by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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Nostradamus

A man who foretold events in the world to come.
Nostradamus says that there will be a locaust plauge and a "new prince" in the future.
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Nostradamus

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)
Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco
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Nostradamus Nipples

Nipples that are sausage sized or so giant they can see the future
Damn, i fucked this bitch last night her titties were great, but she had those Nostradamus nipples. I swear they were pearing into my soul!
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Nostradamus-ing

Saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.
Nostradamus:"Beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
The greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
When the Germany child will observe nothing."

Random Crackhead: -falls out of chair- "dats fuggin hitlerr mann"

Crack-head's Mom: "Honey, the kid is Nostradamus-ing again!"
by Capn Oakley December 23, 2010
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