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cool story bro no one cares

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
by megsmellslikepineapples September 13, 2016
mugGet the cool story bro no one caresmug.

shut up no one cares day

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all
its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care
by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019
mugGet the shut up no one cares daymug.

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.
Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."
by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018
mugGet the NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)mug.
Probably only posting it on social media so everyone sees how much of an inspiration you aren’t.
Stop with the normie cringe posts about the definition of your name. No one cares what your name means.
by 4.whores.down November 22, 2021
mugGet the no one cares what your name meansmug.

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s
no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck
by Tim Tams November 24, 2021
mugGet the no one cares what you’re birthday says about youmug.
what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail
person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares
by Average UD writer July 22, 2024
mugGet the SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one caresmug.

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