buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013

maestrobate

Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator

As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

by ExecuMutant August 30, 2006

maestro

The word to cue the DJ to start the music. Then you throw down with your rhymes, moves etc.

You all ain't seen nothin' yet. MAESTRO! (boogies)

by DKLONE August 17, 2007

maestro'd

maestro'd : verb : pronunciation (my - str-ode)

meaning: to tap the penis repeatedly against the chin, lips, cheek or head to obtain attention of the person performing fellatio.

"She kept looking away toward the television, so I maestro'd her 5 times on the forehead"

by I am FxCaliber February 11, 2014

maestro

A great or distinguished figure in any sphere.

The master of any art.

That guy right there is called a Maestro.

by the trending topic March 18, 2020

Cunt maestro

A cunt maestro is a guy who acts nice to every girl he sees but once he gets to know the girl he changes colours and shows what a cunt he really is

I thought that guy was really caring and kind but no he a cunt maestro he was messi g me and my mate about dick

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

maestro

Roger Federer, the Maestro.

The Swiss maestro possesses an exquisite game, and he can hit winners from all parts of the court to all parts of the court on the opposite side of the net.

by bcee December 24, 2008