mooch

a person who goes around and just takes from other people

girl-do you buy your lunch?
boy-no, i just go around and mooch

by marisa June 20, 2004

mooch

Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.

All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.

A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.

Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.

Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.

by Mr. Sadistik February 3, 2012

mooch

A period of 10 days (like a fortnight is 2 weeks, a mooch is 2 business weeks)

That guy was so bad at his job, he only lasted a mooch.

by zoosnack August 16, 2017

mooch

mooch the verb to mooch is to mill about, to mingle and/or to brouse

i am just going to the shop the have a mooch

by sammy_sue December 28, 2005

mooch

1# Someone who leeches off other people.

2# Round here some people say 'mooch' instead of 'walk'.

1#
Dave: Give me some food you tosser, i'm hungry!
Mike: Fuck off you fat greedy piece of shit.

2#
Susan: Fancy a mooch?
Dave: Wha? Mooch? Doesn't that mean kiss?
Tom: That's smooch you dumb fuck.

by Kyle Frith November 20, 2006

mooch

a person usually a bf or gf who never pays for anything and who is always with money of their own. The always relay on somebody else to pay for them....but the mooching is okay because he or she is your friend.

muff muff muff muff from Carleton University always mooches off her friends.

by whitebooi March 22, 2011

mooch

To loiter, look around just be In the vicinity.

Im mooching for a bint

by El Cholo August 4, 2004