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Joe Montana 

Joe Montana is easily one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He was a third round pick by the 49ers and ended up leading them to a remarkable four Super Bowl victories: in 1982, 1985, 1989 and 1990. Incredibly enough, he never threw an interception in any of those 4 games. He was especially famous for his calm under pressure and for leading last-minute, game-winning drives. A two-time NFL MVP, he earned a well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame. How anyone can say he is overrated is beyond me.
Joe Montana is known for "The Drive" against the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII and other amazing moments as well.
Joe Montana by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006
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Montanan 

To display an action that is sensed by others to be rugged, self refined, and/or strongly characteristic of a mountainous region cultures predefined notions of "a badass"
When your friend is smoking a hand rolled style cigar whilst performing a sick maneuver that makes the ladies swoon because they think your so badass. "Dude, that was really Montanan of you back there with those chicks! They think you're da shit son!"
Montanan by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

Montana Bull Farmer 

A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.
"Bro, did you hear about Derek? I had him watch Bear Force 1 and he hasn't stopped talking about it since. I always knew he was a bit of a Montana Bull Farmer."

Hannah Montana 

Slang for cocaine. Initially used in Atlanta. Made popular in the rap song called "Hannah Montana."
"Got bricks in the Audi, the Hannah Montana." - Migos
Hannah Montana by Chiller889 July 27, 2013

Tony Montana

The Legendary character played by Al Pacino in the movie Scarface. Tony (Antonio) was a dope slinging Cuban refugee who made it big in Miami by sellind bricks of yayo by the tonne. He is notorious for his crazy ass lines and balls of steel.
"Say 'ello to my little friend"

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman"

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"
Tony Montana by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005

Montana shoeshine 

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Tony Montana Syndrome

A.) When a small time hustler/dealer makes their first $500 to a G and starts talkin, thinkin, and actin like they are Tony Montana, Soprano, Vito Corleone, Frank Lucas etc.

B.) When a mid to high level hustler/ drug dealer bugs out (usually on a yayo/ drinking night) and thinks the feds and everybody else are out to get them and gets super paranoid, peaking out his window all night.
Tony Montana Syndrome

A. Yea you like this jacket son? you know me, my shit stand out like Frank Lucas' mink. I stay G'd from the feet up!

B. See "Mind Playin Tricks on Me" by the Geto Boys