Monopod

A single-legged support used to steady a camera or fishing rod.

One notable monopod is the selfie stick. I wouldn't mind it so much if the name didn't sound so ridiculous.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

by TObject March 26, 2004

momopedia

A reference book dealing with information about the job, risks, benefits of being a mom.

The woman read the momopedia before she agreed to have a baby.

by Claudia Broome June 16, 2008

monopodding

The practice of wearing only one of the iPod earbuds so you can also hear people talking. Considered by some perfectly reasonable, and rude by others.

Teacher: Sarah, put away your iPod!
Sarah: But I can hear you; I'm monopodding.

by 10labattj December 24, 2008

monoperative

the interesting sound produced when one flatulates and belches as the exact precise moment.

jimmy monoperatived, and was instantaneously killed.

by derek arnold April 28, 2003

monopadice

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.

Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*

by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008

monopodio

(1) a captain of thieves (named for the character from Miguel de Cervantes' novella _Rinconete y Cortedillo_);

(2) someone who uses unfair business practices to squeeze out a rival (17th century Spain)

When Burgos's interests succeeded briefly in curbing Bilbao's participation in wool export to Bruges, outraged Bilbaino merchants and shippers immediately labeled the action with the current epithet, monopodio. (from Stein's _Silver, Trade, and War_ p. 15)

by Mr. Badger February 25, 2012