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hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle
Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot
by JackWTP September 4, 2008
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Pearl Monacle

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.
Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.
by Mike March 19, 2003
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Irish Monacle

Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...
Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"

Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."
by Edgar666 November 13, 2009
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The Monacle

a sexual position in which a girl puts caviar (something somone with a monacle might eat) in to her mouth and then performs oral sex on a male
Damn Stacy would try anything...even the Monacle.
by JoepaP December 9, 2008
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Monoclephobia

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021
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Monoclephobia

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021
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Monocle'd

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.
by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018
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