Momio 

Sick european social platform for kids under the age of 18

hey, did you see my new post on momio?

Momio by sawawpuas April 16, 2019

momity 

Momity is what you call someone that fills the hole in your heart from not having a mother. She isn't a mom, she isn't a stepmom either, but really she's something much more special then that. It doesn't take knowing her well or talking to her often to know that she cares about you anyway. And, even though she's your momity, she makes you wish you could be there for her more then you have, because she is always there for you, and because she always manages to turn your frown upside down when you’re having a bad day, no matter how bad of a day it is. If you have a momity, always remember that they're an irreplaceable individual, you can only ever have one momity, so you need to make the one you have count, always love your momity and never forget how much they do to make you smile... even when it's unintentional.

Ooo, is Angel your momity? wow! you're the luckiest boyo alive!

momity by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

The New Mexico Mojito 

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.

“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”

The New Mexico Mojito by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

I'll be monitoring your frequency. 

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

I'll be monitoring your frequency. by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

African-American Heart Monitor 

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.

African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....

African-American Heart Monitor by 12201421245 December 15, 2009

Mojito 

(mo-HEE-toe) Rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.

To make a good mojito, crush 12 fresh spearmint leaves with half a lime and 4 tsp of sugar. Add 1.5 oz of rum, fill the glass with ice, and top off with club soda. Garnish with mint sprig and lime wedge.

Mojito by Lundy July 20, 2005

Molitor

An extremely Dope family

Oh man he must be a Molitor

Molitor by Jakester313 June 18, 2018