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Momity is what you call someone that fills the hole in your heart from not having a mother. She isn't a mom, she isn't a stepmom either, but really she's something much more special then that. It doesn't take knowing her well or talking to her often to know that she cares about you anyway. And, even though she's your momity, she makes you wish you could be there for her more then you have, because she is always there for you, and because she always manages to turn your frown upside down when you’re having a bad day, no matter how bad of a day it is. If you have a momity, always remember that they're an irreplaceable individual, you can only ever have one momity, so you need to make the one you have count, always love your momity and never forget how much they do to make you smile... even when it's unintentional.
Ooo, is Angel your momity? wow! you're the luckiest boyo alive!
momity by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016
Words you can keep

mamitysir 

When you can't tell what gender the person is. It is the polite way to address a he she. Usually said in a British accent
excuse me, mamitysir where's the Lou?
mamitysir by yona420 April 25, 2020
Related Words
momity momitis momit momita mamitysir Moity Momily Momitasking Momite momitha
To vomit inside one's mouth, leaving a burning feeling, but never exiting the mouth.
Oh my gosh, Suzie just momited and her breath has stunk ever since.
Derived from the word "mom" or "momma", it is used in reference to people who have a "Momma knows best" attitude in reference to people of differing cultures; social classes; beliefs; religions; ethics; sexualities; etc... Momites often try to either impose their way of life on others or condemn someone else's way of life.

Though they are often self-described as "open minded"; "liberal thinking" (though not necessarily Liberal in politics); and "free thinkers", they can at times be racist; bigoted; and lacking in an educated understanding of, and the reasons for, the wide range of cultural and social fields that exist in today's world.
Although Greg's hunting and farming has fed his family for generations, he is criticized by the momites from PETA who say that he needs to change his ways.
Momite by Super Gerbil January 2, 2009
A mother to an entire discord server of almost 12,000 people. Momty is one of the best people in that discord server. She is smart, brave, intelligent, kind, and loyal. The discord server would be so different without her.
Momty is a mother to about 12,000 people.
Momty by XShadowWindX June 12, 2021
If Jesus was a cat.
How many times a day do you pray to Moity.
That's a very moity hat you have.
Do you know the way to Moity
"For moity's sake!!!!"
Moity by Moity August 6, 2018
When your kids are too attached to you..
My 8 year old son won't stop following me.. He must have momitis] wants mom's love.
momitis by Mom- itis December 26, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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