a person extremely versed in the branch of zoology dealing with mollusks; an extremely boring person.
by JeanneTuc August 03, 2006
by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.
They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
by MistaCreep August 17, 2011
The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
by The BrGr February 09, 2024
Derogatory term for Elon Musk.
by Shuaman June 06, 2022
A business magnate and investor. He is the founder, CEO, and Chief Engineer at SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI.
Let’s see if mollusk has a pair…Come see me face to face…I’ll show him things he’s never seen before… Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off.
by Captain J. S. May 30, 2022
A business magnate and investor. He is the founder, CEO, and Chief Engineer at SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI.
Let’s see if mollusk has a pair…Come see me face to face…I’ll show him things he’s never seen before… Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off.
by Captain J. S. May 28, 2022