a person extremely versed in the branch of zoology dealing with mollusks; an extremely boring person.
by JeanneTuc August 3, 2006
Get the mollusk-geekmug. A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.
They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
by MistaCreep August 20, 2011
Get the Land Molluskmug. A derogatory nickname for the billionaire Elon Musk, first coined by Johnny Depp during the Amber Heard saga to vent his frustrations towards Musk dating Heard.
In a text conversation in 2016 with Depp's agent, Christian Carino: “But she sucked Mollusk's Elon Musk crooked dick and he gave her some sh*tty lawyers. I have no mercy, no fear and not an ounce of emotion, or what I once thought was love for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market….I'm so f---ing happy she wants to go to fight this out!!! She will hit the wall hard!!! went on. "And I cannot wait to have this waste of a c-- guzzler out of my life!!!...I met a f---ing sublime little Russian here… Which made me realize the time I blew on that 50 cent stripper… I wouldn't touch her with a goddam glove.”
by polominty May 29, 2022
Get the Molluskmug. The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
by The BrGr February 9, 2024
Get the If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the molluskmug. A business magnate and investor. He is the founder, CEO, and Chief Engineer at SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI.
Let’s see if mollusk has a pair…Come see me face to face…I’ll show him things he’s never seen before… Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off.
by Captain J. S. May 27, 2022
Get the Molluskmug. by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
Get the mooshing mollusksmug. A business magnate and investor. He is the founder, CEO, and Chief Engineer at SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI.
Let’s see if mollusk has a pair…Come see me face to face…I’ll show him things he’s never seen before… Like, the other side of his dick when I slice it off.
by Captain J. S. May 30, 2022
Get the Molluskmug.