Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

Minecraft Kid by Eggego September 9, 2024

Super Minecraft Kid 

A very obnoxious 11-year-old racist homophobe who swears and screams so much he could break glass. He does these shitty animation done with MS Paint where his black history teacher gives him in an F and tries to kill him in Minecraft because according to SMK, if you die in Minecraft you die in real life. Later in the series, he meets Steve, Jwm321, and Chica (whom he has a crush on). His main vocabulary is: Minecraft, Diamonds, Fuck, Nigger, Nintendo, Ripoff, Call of Duty, Zelda, Mario, Fnaf, Five Night at Freddy's. If some video he would say the same insults one million times in a row, like in his MLP rant he said poppy face for eternity. He says the dumbest things that even severely thick headed people would say like: Minecraft is the first game ever made, Zelda is a ripoff of Minecraft, Super Smash Bros is a ripoff of Call of Duty, or that Megaman is a ripoff of Halo. Thankfully, in one of his videos it says FlourtownBrown while he is playing Mineplex for the whole video. If you look up FlourtownBrown you find his real channel. He is really 13 and not a retarded raging 11-year-old Minefag dumbass named Michael. According to FlourtownBrown on Reddit, SMK was inspired by Mariotehplummer and SammyClassicSonicFan. He soon retired his trolling by making up a story saying that SMK got grounded and can never make another video again. Someone will take his place eventually.

Guy 1: I saw this raging kid screaming and my ears were fucking bleeding.
Guy 2: He must be autistic.
Guy 1: Don't call him autistic. That would be an insult to all autistic people.
Guy 2: Is this kid Super Minecraft Kid?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Oh, I once jerked of to him while seeing children get rapped and puppies dying.

Super Minecraft Kid by SomeRandomFurryYouTuberWithARa August 13, 2016

Super Minecraft Kid 

Cringeprince of /r/fnafcringe:
A racist, foul-mouthed, homophobic, idiotic 11 (12 now) year old boy from 2015-2016 who says fuck, shit, and nigger a lot, thinks that Minecraft was the first 3D game ever made because of its pixelated visuals, that The Legend of Zelda and My Little Pony are ripoffs of Minecraft because in Zelda, you use a sword and explore, and My Little Pony because he saw a pickaxe in some fanart. He also plays Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale, has a Windows XP computer pumped full of viruses (Bonzibuddy, desktop strippers, useless toolbars, etc). He made an animated (MSPaint slideshow) series about him wanting to kill his history teacher because he gave him an F. This got him grounded and his first channel deleted.
He even said that his penis is a millimeter long in one of his qna's. He also jacks off to Chica, one of the animatronics in Five Nights at Freddy's.

History Teacher: Please don't kill me, I have a lot to live for. I have a wife and kids.
Super Minecraft Kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER! FUCKING I HATE FOR GIVING ME AN F ON MY FUCKING TEST, WHAT THE FUCK!!

Super Minecraft Kid by Pokedex #184 May 10, 2018

Emo Minecraft Kid 

Self-explanatory. A person that exhibits common emo-like behavior/dressing choices, but blended with Minecraft attire/merchandise.

an emo minecraft kid huh?

what the fuck i need to add this to urban dictionary

Emo Minecraft Kid by MemeMaster9000 December 19, 2021

Mincraft kid 

the elite kids

Mincraft kids are better then fornite kids

Mincraft kid by sami_thegoat November 3, 2020

Minecraft Youtuber Kids 

Kids who span from 7-12 who spam youtube with bandicam videos of them playing minecraft which are like 20 minutes and throw a tantrum over criticism and make a video dedicated to "haters"

A: hey do you have a youtube channel?
B: yeah i do minecraft im called The Supreme Minceraffter
A: so your one of those Minecraft Youtuber Kids *facepalm*

Minecraft Youtuber Kids by SomeReallyNerdyGuy December 19, 2015

Minecraft is for kids 

A term very popular among the 7yo kids who think to be 18yo, they insult all the great ganes cause they think they look cool, they want to seem adults but actually are 6-7yo, "minecraft is for kids" is probably the most common term they use , they also say fortnite is for real men, they are also the kind if kids who on roblox call others "kid" for not having bobuk, those kids would say that piggy and adopt me are way better than the classic games

Kid: Lol noob, you play minecraft? Its for kids
Pro gamer: LMAO, then whats your age?
Kid: 18, yours must be 5
Pro gamer: lol, ur so stupid that u cant even count
Kid: shit up kiddo, fortnite is better
Pro gamer: if you hate mc why did you play it and join my world?
Kid: WHAAAAT , I DID NO JOIN
Pro gamer:you are rn, stfu , go back to ur fortnite
*pro gamer bans kid*
Kid's mind: bruh, can he just understand that minecraft is for kids , fortnite is way better

Minecraft is for kids by BobukOnRoblok April 9, 2021