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Milk Maid 

Relieving in a womans bra, returning it to her, and making her put the bra back on.
Milk Maid by Doug Dimma-diznick December 1, 2014

Milk Maid 

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid
Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids
Milk Maid by killLaLakill April 16, 2023

milk maid 

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".
I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.
milk maid by QuacksO October 22, 2023

MILK MAID 

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.
I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained
MILK MAID by Fried Hard April 14, 2025

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.
We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.
Russian Milk Maid by Autofive July 25, 2025

Dirty Milkmaid 

A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.

This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.

That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
Dirty Milkmaid by West Coast Buckeye December 25, 2011