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grandpa's cough medicine 

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.
"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

Medicinal Wank 

Masturbation as a medicinal tonic rather than for pure pleasure, with the purpose of relieving a condition such as stress or insomnia or for the promotion of general well being.
"I'll have a quick medicinal wank and be off to sleep in no time"
"I was getting quite stressed, but a medicinal wank calmed me down"
"A wank a day keeps the doctor away"

Medicine 

Medicine is the title of an unreleased Harry Styles song about gay intercourse. It's a bop, and he needs to put it on HS3.
"Medicine is totally about Louis Tomlinson."
"Shut up Becky you've been saying this for a week straight!!!"

Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.
After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.
Backcountry Medicine by Stampy October 27, 2011

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down 

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.
♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

medicine 

a song by harry styles that makes him forget he has asthma
person 1: dude medicine is such a good song

person: I KNOW makes him forget he got asthma sometimes
medicine by idek my name August 5, 2020