When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.
Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"
So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.
by lindalongarms February 23, 2019
A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.
Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.
by QuacksO November 10, 2018
When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 02, 2022
When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 02, 2022