The mostard cult

An unknown instagram cult account. They post mostly stolen memes and sometimes get hacked. They stan My Chemical Romance and some of them have stan accounts.

1:
Ray: I posted my Ned fan art on the Mostard Cult account.
Bella: That's cool! Can I join?

Ray: No, I am a member but you aren't.
Bella: :(
2:

The Mostard Cult is a random account and the members have a freaking chat for it!

by bisexual bandito September 30, 2019

moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

Mayotarian

A mayotarian is a person who primarily (but sometimes wholly) subsists off of a diet of mayonnaise.

Jonathan the mayotarian, removed the chicken from his chicken and mayonnaise sandwich.

by ThePetDylan February 19, 2013

mostard cult

An Instagram cult. The members are Jet, Ray, Tree, Cloudy, Petty, and Spy. They got their name from a person on Omegle who didn't speak english that well, so they said "mostard" instead of mustard. Most of the cult are christians and worship God. Their traditions are posting stolen memes, listening to My Chemical Romance, and making feels content.

The Mostard Cult stole my ned fan art again. They even got more likes than me!

by bisexual bandito October 6, 2019

Mayonard

The crusty black grease formed in between the folds in the skin around the knee and hip area

I sucked Tommy’s mayonard strait from the source

by Delaney likes mangos March 4, 2022