Matzen

a move used on girls. Usually using someones tounge (most likely a guys) anywhere around the body.

Girl: " omg that was an amazing matzen"

by anonymous April 22, 2005

Matzelle

An enigma wrapped in a conundrum further entangled by a puzzle.

Girl: Yo Matzelle is so hot
Girl 2: I don't understand him

by Bobby Valentine February 16, 2005

matzenbachered

The act of messing something up and trying to hide it or lie about it so the issue gets much worse.

Cory matzenbachered this whole situation by hiding the customer's requests in his desk. Now we have to redo the entire project.

by UstinJ May 16, 2022

matke

A hobo from the hood junkie little boy who takes narcotics

Lets get high with matke

by George horhe January 10, 2018

Matzelle

Only the coolest last name in Gottschean heritage.

Other Gottscean last names : Kickel, Kotnick, Morscher and some others that are no where as cool as Matzelle.

by Matt Matzelle February 17, 2005

MatzeR

the feeling of a hangover

i got wasted last night, and now i feel like Matzer

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Matzefied

To get overly excited and blow your fireworks within the first 2 minutes of having sex.

Even worse - before you get to take it out of your pants

When it's a "was that it?" Situation.

Dude: you've been matzefied.

Dude: I matzefied her.

by Show me the way daddy bear August 14, 2017