math is not mathing

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021

mortii ma-tii

Mortii ma-tii ( your mother's dead relatives)

Is the daily curse of romanians ,they are usually using it as "fuck your mother's dead relatives - (futu-ti mortii ma-tii) to express dissatisfaction ,pain or just saying it random for no sense.

*Walking around the house, I suddenly hit my finger in the corner of the bed*

"FUTU-TI MORTII MA-TII WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BED ,WHO THE FUCK PUT YOU HERE?!"

by CrispyCrustyKid May 6, 2021

Marii

She might go by shorty but she is beautiful,strong,independant,popular, PERIOD POINT BLANK!! She might put up a large barricade but she is so nice when you start talking to her!

Marii is so amazing bro, I wish i was friends with her!!

by Jurnayay November 6, 2019

mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03

Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose

by Vaporing July 9, 2018

Maii

Mai is a strong, independent and beautiful girl who has the kindest heart and a variety of talents. Charming anyone with her wit and adorable smile.

Do you know maii?

by Schwiftyrayz July 18, 2019

Mathilde

"Mathilde", a tall, slender girl, usually shy, but with a huge personality. A "Mathilde" is usually very funny and sassy. They are also over-protective, at times, and will protect their friends religiously. A "Mathilde" is a very good listener, and is also very nice. They will treat you very fair, and are not ones to cross. If you ever encount a "Mathilde" in the wild, be sure befriend her :)

Girl 1: OMG, that girl is such an angel!

Girl 2: Yeah, she's such a Mathilde!

by Master_Morten June 29, 2020

mathilized

to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test

Are you sure you don't want to study more?

No, I'm prepared. I just got mathilized.

by Brontosaurus15 March 20, 2017