Masturoaching

Not just the act of masturbating your cock, BUT the act of masturbating your cock while within seconds of achieving orgasm, a cockroach swoops right over your cock, causing you to jump and unload all over the place.

Example of Masturoaching:

You: "Eek...!" -moans/heavy panting-

Roommate: "WHAT!?!1one1?!"

-Awkward Silence-

by DomiNinja March 31, 2010

Masturhatin'

To be interrupted while performing the act of masturbation.

I was jerking off last night and got interrupted by someone. He was masturhatin'.

by Master Hate July 8, 2010

Masturhate

Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.

I masturhate thinking about Zac Efron.

by Eco-oreo10 December 12, 2009

masturhating

The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.

Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.

by Admiral_A1 July 7, 2010

Masturhate

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.

Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.

by Domonic February 16, 2009

Masturhate

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.

by Etserganeo July 8, 2010