Masturshit 

While taking a massive shit, you get a NRB (No Reason Boner), and you decide to wack off.

Blinke- "Hey Casey! Have you ever tried to take a masturshit?"

Casey- "No man, thats just gross."

Blinke- "Oh, but it feels so great."

Masturshit by s14lowesdrifter March 31, 2009

Masturshit 

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.

I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.

Masturshit by Kevin March 20, 2008

Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism

My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.

Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

masturhater 

a person who strongly dislikes masturbation

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

masturhater by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

masturchiefing 

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.

Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"

masturchiefing by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

Masturhate 

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

Masturhate by belial10 March 10, 2015

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.

Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.

masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015