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Masturshit 

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.
Masturshit by Kevin March 20, 2008

Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism
My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

masturhater 

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"
masturhater by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

masturchiefing 

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.
Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"
masturchiefing by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

Masturhate 

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.
I masturhated to Margaret the other day.
Masturhate by belial10 March 10, 2015

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.
Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.
masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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