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Masturshit 

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.
I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.
Masturshit by Kevin March 20, 2008

Masturbitionist 

A person who publicly masturbates, while in the nude, ie. to perform the act of masturbitionism
My neighbor and his boyfriend are masturbitionists.
Masturbitionist by vinkredibLe November 5, 2008

masturhater 

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"
masturhater by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

masturchiefing 

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.
Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"
masturchiefing by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

Masturhate 

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.
I masturhated to Margaret the other day.
Masturhate by belial10 March 10, 2015

masturbaited 

When you click on a porno and get a cooking show instead.
Me:Hey man I got masturbaited last night.
Freind: Really?
Me:Yeah all I got was a cooking show.
masturbaited by It's super soup March 27, 2015