masturoh 

Amazing girl who loves affection. She has an obsession to her person she loved. She is also a loyal person in any relationships. She struggles to win the hearts of her person. She was also surrounded with good friends and families. However, she always feel that she is not valuable enough to people arround her. She also struggles with the pain and the hole that makes her heart empty. She is lonely and really needs a right man to express her feelings. But at the same time, she afraid of relationship.

You know, she is in masturoh, she needs a man!

masturoh by ILikeYouSh_ _ _ _ November 23, 2021

Masturcheating 

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

Masturcheating by Olfur October 4, 2010

masturhater 

a person who strongly dislikes masturbation

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

masturhater by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Masturshit 

While taking a massive shit, you get a NRB (No Reason Boner), and you decide to wack off.

Blinke- "Hey Casey! Have you ever tried to take a masturshit?"

Casey- "No man, thats just gross."

Blinke- "Oh, but it feels so great."

Masturshit by s14lowesdrifter March 31, 2009

masturchiefing 

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.

Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"

masturchiefing by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

Masturhate 

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

I masturhated to Margaret the other day.

Masturhate by belial10 March 10, 2015

masturholidaying 

Spending the holiday season all alone.

What are you doing on Xmas?

Nothing, I'll be masturholidaying.

masturholidaying by Colonel Zap December 8, 2010