mashing

When one takes a shit in the shower and mashes it down through the drain with thier foot.

Pooping in the shower is wrong, unless you are mashing it down the drain with your foot.

by Quackalicious March 19, 2007

mashing

hittin a HOMERUN!! (4th base).. the process of sexual intercourse!
See: my bedroom on a weekend... haahha

when ur dad calls u and says "stop mashing.. what r u doin.. where's ____?! let me talk to him!"

by hm.. SECRET!! April 3, 2003

Mashing

Mashing is the act of attacking enemies that are already maimed or significantly impaired as they crawl on the ground. It is highly prominent in video games and commonly accepted among newcomers.

Man one: "Ugh, I've been shoved to the ground and my left arm is gone! Somebody help!"

*noob on the other team comes along*

Man one: " Oh sh..."

*man one is killed*

Man two: "Whoa, man, that noob was Mashing you!"

by Infallible logic March 20, 2009

mashing

To tickle one's fancy through the tickling of one's willy

Field was caught mashing for the seventh time today

by Alex vH November 11, 2005

mashing

destroying someone's or something's face due to anger

Leslie was mashing the fax machine because of all the faxes she received

by Bad Person February 11, 2009

mashing

to drink or chug a beverage, usually an alcaholic one.

"after mashing that 40, i was ready to pass out."

by ericn October 4, 2005

mashing keyboards

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016