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Schrodinger's Marmite

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship
Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"
by Mr. E. Mann. June 27, 2013
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markitecture

A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".
The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :

CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".
by liotier February 26, 2010
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Marmite Miner

The politically correct way to describe a man that regularly inserts his penis into another man's anus
"Gee Frank, Timmy doesn't walk so good anymore"
"He must have met a Marmite Miner"
by Badlydrawnduck October 23, 2006
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Mackometer

When something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
Mack's Penis
Man this Tic Tack is so small It looks like a mackometer
by C-Lien June 17, 2013
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markowitz

watch yourself, here's that markowitz
by Knaw-ledge December 22, 2007
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Markitect

A marketing professional who builds on-line environments to promote a business, brand, personality, industry or idea.
Whoever built the Coca-Cola Facebook page is a great markitect!
by SociallySteve November 29, 2013
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Marmite Surprise

When a girl has black poop in between her vaginal lips (labia) but the outside is clean. It's a "Marmite Surprise" when you spread her lips.
John: How did your date with Sarah go? Did you score a home run?
Dave: Yeah dude, it was great. Even got a Marmite Surprise! I didn't even know she was into that sort of thing...
John: Aw man! You always have the best dates!
by woofles August 4, 2015
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