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Manbortion 

The act of going for a huge manly shit after a rather heavy night out, usually comprising Beer, Spirits and Takeaway food (most likely containing Chilli or spice of some kind). The closest a male can get to the feeling of having something living forcibly torn out of them. Coined by a group of lads from Shrewsbury, Shropshire, UK.
Lad, i think i need to go for a Manbortion!

Dude i just went for one hell of a Manbortion!

Ah fuck it smells like someone's just had a Manbortion in there! Manbort! MANBORT!
Manbortion by Captain Jesus Pasty August 17, 2010
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Molotion 

Molotion, Molotionist

Molotions are like amoeba but human, they think they can reproduce asexually by the process of binary fission. They have no faith in finding a love or what so ever in their life, even if someone tries to motivate them they behave like love is not a part of their life.
They can get real jealous/toxic seeing other couples and keeps on finding their mistakes and thing so that molotions can bring them down
You know why Suraj is always jealous of other couples? Because he's a molotion.
Suraj is a molotion because he has no faith in finding the love of his life.
Molotion by Lemon Rose October 15, 2021
A term coined by PUBG streamer Wackyjacky101 when he mistakenly combined the words Map and Option with regards to the extra large map you can use that's helpful when driving. It's now become something that describes something unexplainably/unbearably large.
The mamoption file size of the new Call of Duty is resulting in people having to delete handfuls of games just to update it.
mamoption by Sockofoogles November 11, 2020

manotion 

Manotion is an emotion only men feel eg in boxing or manly film bros experience an emotion shared by other men. Only explained and felt by men
eg1 Saw the movie warrior last night it's full of manotion! eg2 a guy got kicked in balls last night such a manotion
manotion by easytiger June 6, 2014

malection 

Malection is The results of a bad presidential election
This voting year a malection occured
Cheese eater
Most people in the netherlands are Malrions
Malrion by A-Lovely-Man July 28, 2003

Malotting 

When someone walks aimlessly around with a dildo shoved up their vagina and/or anal cavity.
The teacher was malotting very carefully so the students wouldn't notice and get aroused.