lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

Lying tourettes

Someone who lies for no reason at all. They lie about the smallest things. They think no one can detect it but in most cases it is extremely obvious

Why is she saying that? it's obviously not true!, It's because she has lying tourettes

by blackbird123 October 8, 2011

Lying Downstairs

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.

Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

by TheBigMacDaddy May 4, 2020

Lying Little Abortion

What Miu calls Kokichi

Miu: How bout' you just keep your f***ing mouth shut you lying little abortion!
Kokichi: Wha? That was really uncalled for! I only said that to find the culprit..WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOUR SO MEAN! K, I feel a lot better now!

by Zethya_orsomething May 23, 2021

lying for jesus

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010

Lying Whore

A woman who lies about everything from her weight to what she did during the day. A whore who spreads her legs or ass for 5 minutes of feeling Needed even though the guys putting their dicks in her arent into her but they only are using her HOLES.A woman how breaks her marraige vows. A woman how thinks its ok to want another woman's man and thinks SEX will help her take it. A woman how lies about things in order to get attention. A woman who actually thinks she can justify her LIES as someone else faults

Several lying whores I have met in life are this whore. But Jennifer Warnick takes the award for lying whore

by I'm Lovin it November 1, 2010

why the fuck you lying

a kind of phrase people sing when someone else is lying or making up things he or she didn't do.

A: Bro did you fuck that bitch last night? *finds out from girl that he didn't smash*
B: Bruh you know I did. I'm the man!
A: Why the fuck you lying? why you always lying? Hmm oh my God, stop fucking lying!

by sanzil November 7, 2015