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lunchmeat

What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...
1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.
by Angus April 5, 2005
mugGet the lunchmeatmug.

lunchmeat

another name for a grundle, beanstalk, or in some rare cases a chode
that ho was sucking his lunchmeat
by Ben Dover January 7, 2004
mugGet the lunchmeatmug.

lunchmeat

a term of endearment.
can also be said in spanish (el carne de almuerzo).
"I love you my dear lunchmeat"
"as i do you"
by mrs_warhol June 29, 2004
mugGet the lunchmeatmug.

lunchmeat

a type of man (meat) that you would never try.
Amy: "Oh my god, check out these guys walking in here."
Brittany: "Eww those are nothing but a pack of lunchmeats girl."
by Brittany319 September 18, 2006
mugGet the lunchmeatmug.

Lunchmeat

Anything on the human body that can be giggled.
Yo girl, lemme giggle that lunchmeat.
by BirthSquirt September 27, 2013
mugGet the Lunchmeatmug.

lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.
Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
mugGet the lunchmeat caserolemug.

lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.
I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.
by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003
mugGet the lunchmeat curtainsmug.

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