Lotioning

to touch ones self for sexual pleasure or masturbate

stop lotioning yourself

by nathan kay August 2, 2008

Lotioning

Literally just the verb form of the word 'lotion' -- simply rubbing lotion on the body.

Him: Wyd

Her: Just laid down, lotioning now
Him: Mmh, I see. I see :P

by nic_07.nicole June 4, 2016

lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

by Mans about it February 10, 2021

Lotionated

A term used to describe the feeling after putting lotion on ones skin

My hands feel lotionated after puting on some lotion.

by RAHJAGGY February 28, 2023

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 25, 2004

lotionatize

to apply lotion over a large area of the body

My back is dry will you help me lotionatize it?

by Mohalick January 12, 2008

Lotion Man

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes

The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!

by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021