limp dick

Lacking resolve or ability even though it might seem to have both at first; see half-assed

So, what about the limp-dick improvements in voting machines and methods in the past election?

by Hizzle November 15, 2004

limp dick

Someone who cannot achieve an erection. A person who may not be able to perform sexually because of nervousness, awkwardness or just plain malfunctioned.

I felt ashamed of my limp dick. Maybe i should get a sex change already.

by sonni vitale...... April 21, 2008

limp dick

1. Slang for erectile dysfunction
2. Leo

Leo had a severe case of limp dick

by John sneeze June 16, 2016

limp dick

When your dick is squishy and soft

His dick was so small, he must have a really limp dick

by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018

limp dick

Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.

" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."

by j e walker April 26, 2003

limp dick

a guy that walks out on his marriage & four kids.

A 50 year man that needs viagra to get his limp dick up for his boss.

by 6081 October 2, 2012

limp dick

A slang term for going "cold turkey".

He totally went "limp dick".

by thaboobywatcher January 9, 2011