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Jared Kushner

1. Nepotism defined at its best.

2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).
Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.

Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner

Pulsar Suni: Oh the pandemic lord and savior Kushner, it looks almost exact
by -Franco April 11, 2020
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Kushner

a school for slutty girls and guys who get rejected from other places
did you see that Kushner girl
by justanothergossipgirl January 13, 2019
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Kushiro

by Ejoyz June 14, 2021
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Kushner eyes

Soulless eyes devoid of compassion, empathy, humor or basic human feeling, most often scanning the perimeter for prey.
That dead shark has some Kushner eyes
by Trollcat22 June 1, 2017
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Edward Kushner Hands

taping one hand to your penis and the other hand to a 40. Then drinking the 40 as fast a possible and trying to jack off before you pass out
no one finished because they played Edward Kushner Hands last night.
by @$!AN August 1, 2011
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kushni

A fat black Rasta man
A man that suffers cramps yet makes sure you're aware of it
He has anger problems and would make you think he'd want to kill you yet his soothing laugh fixes everything
One of the cooolest guys you'll ever meet
Girl: "Kushni was fucking me and he got a cramp, oh well his dick is small any ways"
Friend: "haha his laugh probably made up for it though"
by The big definer May 24, 2016
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kushni

A true alpha male.

Kushni is a guy who likes younger women but he's actually really amazing and will treat them good. He is very good-looking and has a WHAM piece. It is very easy to get lost in his eyes. He is very very smart. Kushni wears a wife beater a lot and will backhand you during sex.

Kushni struggles to cut his food.
friend: wow did you go on a date with kushni
not gf gf: he was amazing but he couldn't cut his food :(
by ybtrillz January 25, 2022
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