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knob cheese

Bob Bain, plain and simple
Have you ever met Bobby "knob cheese" Bain?
by J D May 9, 2003
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knob cheese

Bob Bain is a knob cheese
by Scotty April 30, 2003
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Knob Cheese

Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.
Person 1: What's that smell dude?
Person 2: Dude, that's my knob cheese. Damn, I knew I should have washed this morning.
by Matt Bateman May 10, 2003
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Knob-Cheese

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.
BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
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Knob Cheese

There are two uses of the word Knob Cheese.
(1) The gunky crap found around the tip of a males penis when not cleaned properly
(2) An offensive word to call someone
(1) "Dude, what the fuck, I'm not sucking you off until you get rid of your knob cheese"
(2) "You're a fucking piece of knob cheese"
by JustTheTruth123 August 29, 2016
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Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning
Bro do u have knob cheese?
by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020
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Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather
Bro that knob cheese is super rank
by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021
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