9 definitions by J D

verb - the act of a planned and well executed cockblock, made by bursting through an entrance to a room with great enthusiasm, usually a window or door. There are many different variations of the schoosting
while a girl is hooking up with a friend, you burst through the door, jump on the bed and sing the mexican hat dance then quickly exit the room
by J D August 1, 2005
When you are being told a down right lie.
That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!
by J D May 9, 2003
To be unhappy despite achieving success.
The Arsenal fans in Cardiff this weekend (17/5/03) were miserable as fuck, despite winning the cup. Anyone would've thought they'd lost!
by J D May 18, 2003
To over estimate the size of something
Think you've got a big one, that's about as big as Stu's wang!
by J D May 9, 2003
Do perform oral sex on a woman who's blobbing
What you muffed her? So you're a bit of a jam eater are you?
by J D May 9, 2003
a post of a bed
close your legs, i can smell the varnish from your bedpost
by J D October 13, 2003