Lauren Kettering

A very powerful, hot and beautiful women who’s also famous on tiktok

friend: who’s lauren Kettering

Me : that one powerful and hot women

by Smile.kett January 5, 2021

Kettering Goggles

A reference to the fact that because there are so few girls at Kettering University, the few (generally unattractive) girls that there are seem much more attractive than they actually are. Similar to beer goggles.

Kettering Student: "Hey dude, check out that chick. She's a dime."
U of M Flint Student: "No man, she's ugly, take off your Kettering Goggles."

by ketteringstudent October 22, 2010

Kettering Fairmont High School

A local high school in Kettering, Ohio. Students there are known for their losing football team, winning marching band, and pregnant freshmen. Underneath all of the drama, however, you can find some pretty amazing people and friends that will have your back whenever, wherever.

I hope she doesn't make me attend Kettering Fairmont High School...

by Nerdo9000 September 29, 2011

kettling

Oh for Christ Sake, does every word need to be a sexual inuendo? For that small audience even the most modest of social consciousness- Kettling is a tactic used by police to try to suppress peaceful demonstrations by corralling protesters and refusing to let them go.

At the 24 November student demonstration in London, police were kettling students, some as young as 14, keeping them in the cold until midnight. Shame the American media didn't have time to cover it....

by protester's dad November 28, 2010

Kettering

A middle class suburban town where everyone under the age of 22 is either a arrogant prick or a wannabe roadman who can only get their hands on lemons but who think they are hard because they know all the words to one Stormzy song.

person;
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.

by helpmydadlocksmeinashedatnight April 26, 2019

Tea Kettling

A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.

Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.

Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!

by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011

kettenkrad

Undeniably one of the best vehicles of WW2, not only is it small, but it can carry 3 people, has a top speed of 70kph and is tracked. Honestly this thing is lit.

Hey, you seen that kettenkrad? If only an original didn't cost upwards of €135,000, I'd have bought one already

by Aoctavio April 22, 2020