Helen Kellered

When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.

Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!

by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011

Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

kellered

To be completely blind-sided and dumb-struck by something that happened.

similar to pwned and reeved

Paul was kellered when he fell down the flight of stairs.

by Steve Jorgensen July 14, 2006

helen kellered

(v.t.) using sign language in a person's palm to convey a message.

I helen kellered Jennifer the message, but she didn't understand my meaning.

by joshiev06 May 21, 2006

Kellyfied

A serious mental condition which often leads a person to having insomnia, restlessness, hormonal imbalance and weird feelings all because of some mad bitch called Kelly.

This fuckers gone, he's been Kellyfied.

by Zan.1986 February 7, 2019

Kellymae

Kellymae is the life of the party, she is kind, sexy, and fake tanning queen. She is always down for a good time, if u know what I mean ;), unless she has been smoking a bit to much of you know what.

“Yeah this party is pumping”
“Why’s that”
“Because kellymae is here”

by Kellymaeeeeee November 22, 2021