Jousting

When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.

Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack

by serodino May 08, 2007

Jousting

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.

Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.

by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017

Jousting

As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.

I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.

by RawDiggitty February 05, 2010

Joust

Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"

by Highena April 08, 2009

Jousting

Sex while standing up. The man runs as fast as he can before penetrating the women, using his penis like a lance. The women can run from the opposite direction but this is optional.

"The wife let me try jousting her last night"
"Be careful man, that can cause internal bleeding"

by Napolean Bonapert April 20, 2013

joust

1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.

2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.

1. Sir Lancelot was unbeatable in the joust.

2. The two porn actors had a joust in her juicy pussy.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009

Jousting

When two circumsized men with erections smash their penis heads into each other much like rams do. The act is said to bring heightened sexual orgasm.

Eric and Mark loved getting together in the old warehouse and having a good old fashioned jousting match. Mark loved the feel of Eric's slippery slimey precum as their pee holes kissed each other.

by BATMAN1 May 14, 2008