Fobstacle Course

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.

I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

by brendan May 13, 2004

Mobstacle

Mobstacle: An individual or group of individuals who walk slowly due to focussing on their mobile phone or other mobile device and generally making it difficult for you to pass them, hence you are blocked or slowed down by their nuisance.

Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.

I missed my bus because I was stuck behind a couple of mobstacles!

by Chaucer Dan April 3, 2011

obstacle-ing

Verb. The act of blocking another from doing something.

"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."

or

"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."

by Gabrielle Bunker January 22, 2007

Joustable

1.Adj. Something that can be used to Joust with.

2. Something that is as good as the experience of finding a joustable object

3. Anything positive.

1. Guy 1: "Hey, that tree is very Joustable."
Guy 2: "Then Let us joust."

2. "That movie was Joustable."

3. "Joustable!"

by Joustable Jeff January 23, 2009

Obstacle Course

when a shitload of dumbass people are blocking your way, like in the hall...

"The populars are out in full swing, it looks like and obstacle course"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

obstacle illusion

path seems blocked but really isn't

there is a road block or detour sign and it looks like you can't get there from here,but its ok its just an obstacle illusion

by Darbeab February 24, 2009