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Va Kids that aren’t snobby/smart enough for UVA. Not artsy/too snobby to go to VCU. Don’t want to associate w ODU. And can’t afford/didn’t score an out of state school. We have a huge NoVa population and 757 crowd, as well as a ton of kids from NJ. Academics have improved over the years, undermining our party school tittle. Everyone manages to drink though, there’s nothing else to do; and Hburg reeks of weed.
“I’m headed to JMU this fall.”
“All of my brothers and sisters and teachers went there!”
by LowkeyDuke January 29, 2019
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Nestled in the bustling rural town of Harrisonburg, VA, JMU is best known for its 16/9 ratio of girls to guys and wild block parties. JMU also houses many excellent academic and music programs including the top education program in the state and the award-winning Marching Royal Dukes. In a land of popped collars and fake pearls, the anthem "we pregame like you party" can be heard loud and clear. Recent notable events include: Duke Dog cheated out of the Capital One Mascot of the Year award (2004), NCAA Division I-AA Football Champions (2004), and mention of jmaddy.com in a not-so-flattering Glamour magazine article (March 2006).
JMU: the school for academics and fun
by JMUpride June 11, 2006
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Best Party School

Beautiful Girls
70/30 Ratio Of Girls To Guys
Incredible Parties
Free Beer
Nice People
Drunk Bus
Chanello's Pizza
Forest Hills Block Parties
Thursday Nights at Highlawn
JMU Party Hot Spots

Hunters Ridge, Ashby, Sunchase, South View, Devon Lane, Stone Gate, The Commons, Forest Hills, South Main Street

The Party Scene At JMaddy Is # 1
by Zach Porter March 11, 2008
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James Madison University:
The Place Your Mom Wished Never Existed, the Place your dad wished he could have gone.
Reasons For Going:
1. Free Beer.
2. Hottest Chicks (Thanks to Playboy)
3. Block Party
4. If you don't graduate in 4 years, its understandable, you're at JMU.
Prospective Students:
You have found your dream.

J MADDY IS FUCKING # 1.
by J Vanny April 30, 2005
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Makes Disney world look like a concentration camp. Everyone is happy and nice. Beautiful campus. Just about 2 hot girls for every boy. Located in Harrisonburg, Va.
During the campus tour at JMU they said something about their science hall being one of the largest, or was it longest, academic buildings in the country, or was it hemisphere? Idk actually, I was too busy staring at the girls.
by lioaonl August 8, 2010
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the school where the only place things get hard is in bed
That's how it goes down at JMU
by j.maddy.baby January 25, 2011
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Drive around JMU and look at lisence plates. 70% New Jersey.
by Lives outside JMU campus April 24, 2010
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