Located in the Shenandoah Mountains of Virginia, James Madison University is the home of some of the best looking, top of the line females. WIth a ratio of 70/30. Girls rule the school here. If you're a beautiful, sexy, well-educated, classy female then you go to JMU. Boys from all over flock here just to enjoy the site of the beautiful girls that they'll find walking around campus, or running down port republic late night, most likely dressed in polos or head to toe in some trendy outfit daddy just bought for her, and thats right after he purchased the beamer or Land Rover she wanted for becoming a sophmore. Parties at JMU are like no other...ONE WORD...BLOCK PARTIES. You know you're school knows how to party when you throw parties so big S.W.A.T teams have to come. The guys here couldn't be happier. Good lookin' guy for good lookin' girls. If you one day find yourself with a chic from JMU consider yourself lucky as a dog because every guy wants a MILF later down the road.
JMU...land of the beautful girls and the hottest parties. Where girls rule and boys come to check out the eye candy everyone's been talking about.
by ILUVJMU February 04, 2005
Tech guy: Hey I goto VTECH, I'm going to sleep in the second largest male only dorm on the east coast tonight!
JMU Dude: Thats funny because I'm about to go back to party at my apartment that I share with 4 girls. Oh and I don't have an STD you lying prick.
JMU Dude: Thats funny because I'm about to go back to party at my apartment that I share with 4 girls. Oh and I don't have an STD you lying prick.
by JMADDY August 07, 2006
by ahhbuddy July 14, 2006
by kaitlins way October 22, 2006
JMU: The school for those of us that don't care enough about football to go to Tech, aren't stuck up enough to go to UVA, won't spend the 200 hours a week required to go to William and Mary, aren't gangster enough for ODU, sure as hell aren't slutty enough to go to Radford, and are too lazy to leave the state.
by JMUgirl May 02, 2005
JMU, James Madison University, the best place on earth. The only college where you will find a super hot student body that is just as nice. Alumni can be found in any state and no one ever has anything bad to say about it. Any given person will invite complete strangers to parties and become best friends. Everyone sleeps with everyone and everyone has a wild time, whether it be homecoming and everyone bleeds purple or block parties, bars, frats, or just plain any night of the week wandering around Ashby. There is no place like it.
As in: I visited a friend at JMU last weekend and I just woke up on a random floor and the girls cooked me breakfast and gave me a ride home.
by Sarah November 05, 2004
James Madison University, the coolest fucking places ever
1) hottest girls
2) biggest parties
3) smart kids
4) better partiers
5) Southern bred
1) hottest girls
2) biggest parties
3) smart kids
4) better partiers
5) Southern bred
JMU is heaven
by Anonymous August 13, 2003